I constructed a large and ridiculous looking platform macgyver'd out of three old hubcaps and a few feet of shoelace that I placed at the end of a large pipe and pushed you into thereby propelling you out of the atmosphere and into the moon.
You can't eat it because I use your car's GPS system to track you down. I fly down with my jetpack and take the cheese right from your hands, and I fly into my secret underground hideout.
I have the cheese.
As you run, you trip over a low wire, dropping the cheese. A robot mouse takes it and, due to the fact it cannot eat, hands me the cheese.
I can has cheese?