I have the cheese!

[faerimagic]

I shoot your baseball bat, the shock caused you to drop the cheese, and I take it. :I

 

[Zoku]

I dance awkwardly. You drop the cheese. I have the cheese.

 

[faerimagic]

<em>I</em> dance awkwardly. You stare at me. I suddenly swipe the cheese.

 

[Zoku]

I yell at you until you give me the cheese. I go to the UK. I have the cheese.

 

[faerimagic]

I follow you to the UK and swipe the cheese while it was on the luggage transporter thingy.

 

[Zelfie Windwalker]

I tell security that the cheese is a bomb, so they stop you from leaving. Then I steal the cheese from security and go to the U.S.
I has cheese~

 

[faerimagic]

I am released from custody, and am ready to take my revenge. I trip onto you and while doing so, take the cheese, then tags along on a random flight to wherever the plane goes.

 

[Deska]

I happen to be on that flight and when you fall asleep (it's a much longer ride than you've anticipated), I steal the cheese and parachute out of the plane, somewhere in some forest. I have the cheese.

 

[faerimagic]

I wake up to find the cheese gone. D:

When my flight lands, I take out my remote control and with a push of a button, the cheese sprouts helicopter wings, flies out of your hands, and flies at the speed of 43 mph into my possession.

 

[Zelfie Windwalker]

I hack your remote control so the cheese flies out of your hands and right to me~

 

[faerimagic]

FFF
Then I...then I...

Grab the cheese while it's flying away. D:

*is now hanging onto a flying cheese*

My weight is too heavy, so the cheese breaks away from the propeller and I fall into a soft meadow.

 

[Zanav]

I have rigged that whole meadow with soft sticky pads, and while you're stuck I take the cheese and run away :3 I have the cheese.

 

[Zelfie Windwalker]

Obviously you didn't take into account that you can get stuck in sticky pads, too. Just in case you rigged your shoes, I had also placed quick-dry cement patched around the area.

Look who's stuck now...
And guess who has the cheese~!

 

[Zanav]

DAT CEMENT

um... I get my cat to eat you. then my cat brings the cheese to me. I have the cheese :3

 

[~Kiseki~]

I kick your cat away and throw you onto train tracks and claim MY cheese.
I have the cheese! <3

 

[irei1as]

PETA gets you. They're unmerciful. They killed Gordito's father after all.
I just pick the abandoned cheese.

 

[~Kiseki~]

Teto eats you with her bread.

She gives me the cheese.

 

[Zanav]

My cat's ghost comes for revenge and eats your soul. I take the cheese!

 

[Zelfie Windwalker]

Except then I hire a psychic to get rid of your cat's ghost. Then I drop a boulder on you.
Hmm, the cheese is smushed, but cheese nonetheless~ I'll be taking the cheese, thank you very much.

 

[Deska]

While you're running away with the crushed cheese, I planted a trip line that you didn't notice. You trip, and the cheese magically forms itself into a wheel shape and rolls to me. I pick it up and a handy helicopter comes and takes me into the air again. I have the cheese.