here is where we worship the dorito god mario fuwa by @nanaro
he is so dank
he is so dank
What scent should they be? I hope it isn't Sweet Chilli Peppers.Light some dorito scented candles and pray to him.
*starts setting up a blueprint for Mountain Dew Goddess shrine*How dare we have a Dorito god but no Mountain Dew god. This offends the MLG.
In the name of Mario, Maria and Hanzo Yamiga amen
Because Doritoists are loving and open to fellow DewsThis must be open for Doritoism and Mountain Dewism, right my fellow worshippers?
Lead us not into opened Doritos and deliver us from expired onesOh blessed Mario, we have come to worship you and your dearest (i hope) sister Maria.
I thought you said fellow Jews there xDBecause Doritoists are loving and open to fellow Dews
We're Christian over here and I feel guilt, but I'll just ignore it.Our Dorito who art thy Fuwaland, Praise and Honored by us, Your kingdom of Fuwaland, thy will be done on Earth as it is in Fuwaland...
I really had doubts posting this...I'm a religious catholic and I feel like Im mocking God...
Same, but at the same time it's way too ridiculous to be ever taken seriously, so I feel like I'm mocking those who mock God instead?Our Dorito who art thy Fuwaland, Praise and Honored by us, Your kingdom of Fuwaland, thy will be done on Earth as it is in Fuwaland...
I really had doubts posting this...I'm a religious catholic and I feel like Im mocking God...