Your favorite expressions/sayings/phrases

[sailor _ravioli]

my faves are:
-Off like a herd of turtles in a snowstorm
-slower than molasses
-sharp as a bowling ball
-cornier than kansas in august
-catawampus
-sweating like a sinner in church

 

[HowlingWolf15]

-I'm bored
-Why am I wasting my time on reddit
-Welp
-I dont care
-Well...enough of the internet today
-Oh god...

 

[IrisFlower]

I have a lot...some of which I probably shouldn't post cause swearing and inappropriateness so I'll post my more nicer ones.

-Gazemaze in gazemazement/ That's gazemazeing
-Well, you're definitely not wrong.
-We'll burn that bridge when we get there.
-If you say so (usually in a "I don't believe you at all" or "This is going to turn out badly" kinda tone)
-Listen here you... (the nice way to say "Gettin' real tire of your shit")
-I don't deserve this I'm a good person!
--Alright you know what? (Usually said before a string of not so nice things honestly)

 

[Jay0nez]

-I love being a goat
-Frozen Solid
-Potato
...I know, I'm weird.

 

[ExistenceReaper]

- too late.
- oh god.
- no.
- why?
- why not?
- Pneumonoultramicriscopicovolcanoconiosis (a lung disease one may develop from hanging around volcanoes)

 

[Agatechlo]

- We may be cattle, but we've all got names
- In the winter, it gets late early
- Oh my god (said by someone speaking Spanish in the middle of Spanish dialogue)
- Now wait on (Aussie expression used for "wait a minute" or "hold on")
- More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
- Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only please.
- Well I'm off
- ...and of course Defoko's catchphrase: "Honki dasu to motto sugoi kara" (If I get real, I'll go even further)

 

[Oz_]

- Fudge!
- What the-?!
- Astiiiiiig!
- Yow?
- Todo to the MAX!!!

 

[Tomato Hentai]

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