The Bad Joke Thread

[MillyAqualine]

Also, I recall when I went to Scotland, I've even seen a few pictures of a tartan they specially created in tribute to Lady Diana (if I recall well it was one which was pale/light blue, with white stripes...Correct me if I'm wrong)

Which can be both human and an object ?

A fan. /shotdown

 

[Dangosan]

- Why is it a bad idea to record a voicebank with a drunkard?
- He will puke on the microphone.

 

[The_Fish_God]

*group chat talking about the different vocaloid voicebank languages*

Slowbro: Mention something about how there are different languages for vocaloid.
Fish: Yes, there's Spanish, English, Japanese, and Chinese.
Availa: You forgot Korean...
Fish: oh sorry SeeU, I didn't see you.

 

[Slowbroking1]

I See*wut*U did there//shot

 

[The_Fish_God]

No slowbro, that pun is MINE

MINE LARU

 

[Avalia-Kasa]

FISH YOU PUT ME AS AVAILA
I AIN'T AVAILABLE BOI

//shotforpunsonmyname

 

[The_Fish_God]

my friend said this today:

I was up all night looking for the sun...
and then it dawned on me.

 

[NeoFeran]

A broken pencil is so pointless!

 

[Avalia-Kasa]

citrus
jus t
(09:07:54) Citrus342: wood u liek som casseidilla wit da side of meron-chan wit nestea?

if you're confused cassei/meron-chan/nesta are three of her utaus and i'm dying right now omf

 

[Airi-is-not-a-zombie]

Me: I like pie.

UTAU: Miku!

Me: What?

Creater: Sorry, she can't pronounce her "t"s...

THIS IS A KNOCK, KNOCK JOKE:
Two men walk into a bar.

 

[Zoku]

So I herd you like that group of sheep

GET IT? HERD?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[The_Fish_God]

Kael: Clopper appearently was the term to refer to the Bronies who ... enjoy the ponies WAY to much

Kael: Why they decided to give it's own term instead of Ponyslash I'll never know.

The_Fish_God: coulda called it pornies

 

[The_Fish_God]

The_Fish_God: oh, so thats what hatsune miku means, first sound of the future.

MillyAqualine: you never knew it ?

The_Fish_God: I only knew kagamine Len and Rin meant mirror sound

Anon: I still think Uruhu and Mayabu were Ritsu Kagamine

MillyAqualine: XDDD